October 2015
With work on the Jeep taking FOREVER AND EVER, it remained the duty of the daily of all dailies to scratch the adventure itch. But since we had basically circumnavigated the globe twice by this point, what was left to do? Why not try a very local, low-key camping trip just outside our hometown?
Leave it to David Attenborough to ruin our vacation plans…AGAIN! I hate that guy. Always calling us up asking if we can provide him some material for his latest reality TV show or what-not. And wouldn’t you guess who decided to call just as we were leaving the house…sheesh.
After listening to his drunken whining about “My career is swirling the drain” and “I’m such a fraud” and “I’m so sorry I mixed frog DNA with dinosaurs” blah, blah, blah… I finally gave in and told him I’d bail him out one last time, though it was gonna cost the Queen double the usual rate.
We’re going to call this one More Scientific Progress Going Boink! but I’m sure the BBC will come up with some unimaginative dumb name like Planet Earth or something like that. So glad George Washington kicked King George in the nuts all those centuries ago.
Kitted out with the latest scientific gadgetry we trudged out into the wilds, unsure of what we’d find…but sure we’d find it none-the-less. These boys have a nose for trouble, and that sometimes also yields discoveries of note.
We pushed off into the unknown, and before long were in lands hitherto unknown to the outside world.
Without further ado, let the discoveries begin…
Prehistoric Beavers Deforestation…
Demon Spider Monsters Covered in Baby Demon Spider Monsters…
Fossilized Dinosaur Poop…
Hobbits of the Shire…
Space Aliens…
Space Alien Droppings…
Keebler Elf Cookie Factories…
Primitive Bushcraft Demonstrations…
Various Natural Cures and Remedies to Foot Cancer, Male Pattern Baldness, Illiteracy, and Stank Breath…
By the end of the first day we figured we’d unearthed enough discoveries to keep ol’ Davey Boy’s career afloat for at least a few more seasons. We turned into camp to finally enjoy that local, low key kind of camping trip we were in search of the whole time.
But next time your watching one of them fancy TV shows about the natural world, just remember who’s really responsible for all the magic. These guys right here…